I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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