You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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