glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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