You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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