Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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