It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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