their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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