You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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