we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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