She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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