you guys were way drunker than both of me
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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