Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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