Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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