I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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