Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
