Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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