I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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