He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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