quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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