what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I have already put on my inside pants.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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