i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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