If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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