ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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