I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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