I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You have to summon your inner elephant
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
