so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I wish i was in the wii world.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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