spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
No more Irish car bombs ever.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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