you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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