i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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