I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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