But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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