So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
