PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Your penis caused this!
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