He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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