i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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