I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Where is the hickey?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
