ugly people sure do ruin things
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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