i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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