Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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