Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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