with your own penis?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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