She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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