Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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