wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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