let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize