ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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