i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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