around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
