How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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