I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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