redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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