As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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