on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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